penis

its small

"your penis is weird looking"

by coochieman99 March 4, 2021

Penis

what ur mom likes

Your mom likes penis and she eats penis everyday

by dogeater420 April 11, 2022

Screen penis

When you’re on Omegle and someone shows they’re dick and you proceed to put your computer up your asshole

Where did my computer go, oh yeah screen penis made me do it.

by Wow I can’t even November 6, 2019

Penis Fly-Trap

When you're girl asks you to "water her plants"... but you know what she means....

Gf: "Babe you're gonna water my plants right?"
Me: "I can get it bareback now?"
Gf: no.

That's a penis fly-trap!

by Tony Margeson June 16, 2024

penis tape

THE BEST MIX TAPE for penises

Yo have you heard penis tape bro

by Gh0st_theyeeter December 6, 2023

Penis

A massive long thing on boys

I have a very big ‘penis’

by Knob peen wang January 14, 2021

Penis whisper

A person who is extremely talented at making a penis ejaculate. The is person may use many different methods to accomplish this task. The most common of these generally tends to be performing fellatio. The individual tends to love penises with a deep passion. Often they seek out new penises to please on a daily basis.
That guy Jason over there really seems to be popular among all the gay guys. I heard he is a penis whisperer.

That guy Jason over there seems to be popular among all the gay guys i heard he was a penis whisper

by gnarly77 September 4, 2020