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5 finger strookman

Where the middle finger and the ring finger penetrates the vagina and the thumb caresses the clit and the remaining two support for maximum pleasure
Hi Karen, I am gonna 5 finger strookman you so hard until you bleed!

Chico finger blast 

After eating regular Cheetos or Cheeto puffs and you have Cheeto dust residue on your finger tips, you proceed to get a little naughty with a girl. You then take your Cheeto hand and wiggle your fingers inside the girls vagina.
Guy 1: I heard you gave your girl the old Chico finger blast..
Guy2: Hell yeah! She said all of her panties smelled like cheetos for the next month!

Lord finger 

The act of snorting crushed candy powder.
I crushed those mints and took the Lord Finger.
Lord finger by WeweeSankido June 25, 2016

Google finger theorem 

The concept that artificial intelligence like that used in self driving cars and other autonomous machines will never be fully integrated into everyday life until they can interpret human nonverbal communication in the appropriate context.
When I give a self driving car the finger and it reacts appropriately, I will know the technology is ready for prime time. This is the Google finger theorem in practice.

Clit finger 

The preferred finger used to rub the clitoris, either by the individual or a another person upon them.
Jesus! She came like a canal! That's the result of my well-practiced clit finger.
Clit finger by Philsha August 9, 2016

Jerk Finger 

The cramp someone gets in their index finger from Jerking off too much.
Jack: (Jerkin off) -AH! Jerk Finger!!!
Jerk Finger by norTnoJ September 15, 2016