balls in your mouth

A term that most commonly means "shut the fuck up or I'll shove my balls in your mouth", or "get the balls out of your mouth".

Doug: HEY EGG, BALLS IN YOUR MOUTH!
Egg: DOUG IM GUNA FUCKIN KILL YOU *throws tripod at doug*

by Doug Lorenzen November 11, 2005

Disco Balls

The rotten stench from your scrotum which occurs the day after a night out drinking.

"I danced so hard lastnight. Got a major case of disco balls"

"Gotta grab a shower, I got disco balls"

by Gaaaaiiinnns December 26, 2013

Hit Golf Balls

Slang for jerking off, ambiguous enough so your girl won't figure it out

I hit golf balls in the shower this morning.

by Adam32 July 26, 2007

Youtube Blue Balls

When you are excited and have just sent your friend a great video and awaiting their online laughter, and they have already scene it.

You: Hey check this out it's this guy dressed up as an elderly woman talking about all these crazy muffins.

Friend: Dude, I saw that two years ago.

You: Man, now I have total youtube blue balls.

by maarryytt March 17, 2008

girl balls

Synonym for breasts or boobs.

Etymology: from boy-balls, or testicles.

"Wow, her girl-balls are SO fake."

by Stealth February 28, 2005

black eight ball

1)Ight son, You gets a fourty of OLD E (An eight ball) and drink it down to the label. Then pour in a 12 ounce guinness and pound that shit. You are now drinkin what we call the "black eight ball".

2)When an upright bipedal homminid uses a bladed tool "aperatus" to remove expelled carbon residue thath is a bi-product of combusted herbal molecules.(resin) Then places expelled carbon residue thath is a bi-product of combusted herbal molecules (resin) into a combustion bulb and inhales the bi product once more. This celebratory ritual is know as DANCING WITH THE BLACK EIGHT BALL.

1)Lets pour a guinness in our Old E fourty and get faded off the black eight ball.

2)We had our last dance with Mary Jane and can't get her again untill the next Tuesday. We will have to dabce with her cousin Black Eight Ball.

by Lama Beaverton December 1, 2005

slow motion balls

anything that reminds you of watching an extreme close video up of a naked running dudes prunes, in super slow motion.

Going to see the movie on opening night sounded like a good idea, but driving to four different theaters only to find out that it's sold out was begining to feel like slow motion balls.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 14, 2010