face time

The amount of time some gets in front of a camera.

Ed sullivan got a lot of face time during his show.

by N.K. June 29, 2003

Weeb-face

The combination of the two worst insult you can use against somebody

You're a weeb-faced lil creep

by Micah and the ICA Yearbook December 9, 2004

Take a Blunt to the Face

To hit a blunt so hard you get so stoned and dont know what the fuck you are doing

I wanted to take my lunch break and take a blunt to the face but i got fired cuz when i did i came back in and i was so high i couldnt do shit

by Da Plague (James) February 28, 2008

dominican face hat

firmly planting ones bare ass on anothers face

yeah, my dad is in the hospital. he was trying to tea bag my mom when his bad knee blew out and he accidentally gave her a dominican face hat.

by nestor p wilkins April 10, 2005

zip your face

A cracker term for "Shut Up"or"Shut your Pie-hole"

For example

Bob:Hey your that robber!!

Robber:Zip your face before I shoot you!!!

Bob:HOW ABOUT YOU ZIP YOUR VAGINA!!!!

Robber:Fuck you,now I am sad.

by N3Y August 22, 2010

glam trash face

Famous myspace glam punk boy with fantastic hair.

Doesnt glam trash face like the horror pops?

by EEEEEmily gotskills July 30, 2008

Fuck Faced Fairy

When you draw a mans private part on a friends face while they sleep. (Featured on Human Giant)

*wakes up*

"Oh no! It's the fuck faced fairy!"

-cry

by TomatoSauce August 24, 2008