toaster dick

When you have a really hot(warm) dick

Ex. William M. "hey guys I have a question?"

Gerald G. "What's your question?"

William M. "why is my dick always hot?"

Gerald G. "you have a toaster dick!"

by Sexybish11 June 13, 2016

dick butty

To lay ones penis between a woman's (or man's) baps. A tit wank.

Saw this girl at the weekend and got a great dick butty with extra mayo.

by Dickbuttys4days July 28, 2016

Starter Dick

Otherwise known as the “Goldilocks” of dick sizes, a starter dick is that golden ratio of not too big not too small. The starter dick is the introduction to above average sized male sex organs. Users of the starter dick may then be open to exploring bigger options.

I found out my new boyfriend has a starter dick, it’s like the perfect size!”

by Sleepyish February 4, 2018

dick to ass

a dick in your ass

linda:man jeff realy dick to assed me last night
her mom: isn't that the cats name

by joe is a cutie February 1, 2020

Dick Jesus

Dick Jesus- Dick Game so good, females drop to their knees like Mary Magdeline at the cross.

My home girl got mad because her friend calls me “Dick Jesus.”

by Louis Arceneaux May 8, 2020

Fat Dick

Something you dont have

You dont have a Fat Dick

by ILoveNagger June 16, 2020

grated dick

When a slut is really bad at giving head and uses her teeth instead of her lips. The name is given because her teeth on your dick was like taking your dick to a cheese grater. Often result in blue balls or just well you know...

(ex 1)
guy coming out of bed room: *look of pain on face*

a bro: "dude you don't look to good what happened in there?"

gcobr: "it was horrible she was horrible" *sigh*

a bro: "ohhhhh she grated you dick didn't she?"

gcobr: "bro yea I think I need ice or like a massage"

(ex 2)
girl giving head for the first time (has no idea what she's doing)

bro receiving it: "ahhh careful with you teeth"

girl: "oh sorry what"

bro: "yea if you keep that up I'll end up with a grated dick"

by erikkk December 15, 2012