nut crutch

any item (or person) that is used to boost someones ego.

I will need a nut crutch after that ball busting.

by BDBD14 April 7, 2024

Nut Cat

Nut cat is the most powerful unit on the game "The Battle Cats"
It has the power of divine nut and can instakill everything.

Here come dat Nut Cat

by Ninguém the nut master December 11, 2017

Nut

The act of eating nuts.

Jim: “how often do you nut?”
Jill: “not a lot.”
Jim: “you should nut more often.”

by ItzUncleRon September 2, 2021

gazoonkle nuts

That bit of shit that gets stuck on your bum hair after not wiping properly.

My arse is getting a little chaffed, must have left some gazoonkle nuts behind.

by Zillogee December 23, 2020

Monkey Nuts

the result of a Male not washing testicles and having jock itch the next morning

Caden regretted not showering last night after he woke up with a severe case of Monkey Nuts

by Lacrazey June 27, 2019

DEEZ NUTS

The biggest pairs of nuts in the world. many girls like to suck on them

Thanos: I dare you to suck deez infinity nuts

Journalist: OOOOOOOOH YEA DADDY

Gay Kid: if you like those you will like theese

Journalist: nah im good Gay Kid yours deez nuts is trash

by Juniiiiiio January 30, 2019

Shit Nut Squash

Shit Nut Squash

“You fucking kids nowadays have it so fucking easy back in my day we used to have Shit Nut Squash for thanksgiving”

by YungDirtyJeezuz January 5, 2023