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by YEETYEETSMELLMYFEET January 5, 2021
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Trump or monkey

A game played on the David Letterman Show where an audience member would be shown a picture of either Donald Trump or a monkey with the face covered and just the hair on top of the head exposed. The player had to guess, based solely on the hair, if it was a picture of Donald Trump or of a monkey.

This was during the time when Donald Trump was on “The Apprentice”.
Know your cuts of meat and Trump or monkey were my favorite games on the David Letterman Show.
by W.R.Slade February 16, 2024
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Monkey

A vagina as reflected in the rap "U and Dat" by E40 on the "My Ghetto Report Card" album.

"Girl, I been shaking, sticking and moving tryna to get you and that booty
Tryna get to you and that booty
Tryna get to you and that booty
Girl, I been shaking and acting a donkey tryna to get you and that monkey
Tryna to get you and that monkey
Tryna to get you and that monkey"
Girl, I been shaking and acting a donkey tryna to get you and that monkey
Tryna to get you and that monkey
by lucky999devil August 24, 2025
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monkey nutjob

a person who loves to get railed from behide
ok so my friend told me that he was enjoying his day until he saw someone getting a monkey nutjob
by timewaster45 September 28, 2022
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Monkey

Known across the wide vast plain we call 2012 YouTube, these little bastards will throw shit at you’re gram gram til someone finally decides to film it.
You: Yo Jim did you see that video of that monkey eating his own shit?

Jim: Wait are you just listing things you saw on YouTube years ago just to see if people would like it on the damn Urban Dictionary?
by ThatOneGuy07 March 21, 2020
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Monkey Manicure

When your finger nails match your toenails.. just like a monkey.
"Just had my toenails painted to match my fingernails!"

"OMG! So pretty. I want a monkey manicure too!"
by lukeyblunt September 30, 2013
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