Friend stroking

When someone are glazing their friend way to hard/ same definition but for friends as self-stroking

Jimmy is legit, so jacked.
“Calm down bro, you friend stroking like crazy”

by Meltzeey I stream on twitch!!! April 13, 2025

a friend like you

what Adrien Agreste likes to say to Marinette. The person who uses it is in denial of their feelings

I'm so glad to be stuck here with a friend like you.

by lillith_CH July 18, 2021

Friend

Someone who buys you Ahegao hoodies

Can you buy me an ahegao hoodie? SURE! I AM YOUR FRIEND!

by Jake Trashford October 4, 2020

rainbow friends

rainbow friends is a rubbish disgusting failure. it’s just garbage played by 6 year olds i hate this worthless “game” everyone calls “rainbow friends.” rainbow friends should have never existed. it’s straight up a sinkhole of brain rot. it’s not scary, easy, boring, just everything about it is a terrible chunk of garbage. i hate it so much and concerned for anyone above 6 that likes this trash. rainbow friends more like retarded friends

tl;dr: rainbow friends is garbage

some 6 year old: “wanna play rainbow friends?”
me: “i’ll pass playing that retarded game”

by man129383 March 18, 2024

old man’s friend

A term in the past for pneumonia

Pneumonia is an old man’s friend

by elelcart July 12, 2021

Losing Friends Suck

losing a friend is like losing a piece of you, its like your heart is being ripped out of you, and you feel lost.

man I just lost my bsfs of 5 years.
im sorry losing friends suck.

by urlocalginger October 30, 2021

friends with benefits

Refers to a friendship wherein one or both parties possess highly-desirable "benefits" (i.e., a hot trim bod, large boobs/cock, a cute ass, etc.) which the other partner greatly enjoys. Can also be used sarcastically by a third party to express his belief that one of the friends is merely a selfish moocher who just likes to "benefit" from the other person's "benefits" (i.e., regularly-doled-out monetary assistance from the state and/or federal government, such as SSI/Food Stamps, pension, etc.) which he is willing to share with the gold-digger in exchange for intimate companionship.

Disgusted neighborhood gramma: That young chick Susie claims that she loves the much-older-and-wheelchair-bound John to pieces and views him as a father-figure, but I know what a lazy nature and absurd sense of entitlement she has, so I suspect that she views the relationship as merely "friends with benefits", since John gets a nice tidy disability check each month, and so he is able to "wine 'n' dine her" and buy her stuff she wants!

by QuacksO April 19, 2018