CPN (Cost-Per-Nut)

A calculation on how much time, effort and money should be invested in a relationship per nut reached from it.

“Why did start dating this new girl?” “She has much lower CPN (Cost-Per-Nut)”

by MsMiller January 27, 2025

Aqua nut

The act of going in to the pool or sea without wiping the nut of your penis

Bruh, don’t go in there i just aqua nutted there.

All the fish in that pound have been aqua nutted.

by Flantman1 July 13, 2019

Post nut revenge

Reciving a blowjob from a chick who rejected you

Damn u got rejected?!?

It’s cool I got post nut revenge

by anonymous November 2, 2021

get your nuts up

To have sexual intercourse with someone.

“Alright mate? Did you see that bird last night?”

“Yeah it was great! She was well up for it!”

“Fairplay mate. Did you get your nuts up?”

“Damn straight I did! She was gagging for it man!”

by Misschilli76 January 2, 2023

ultra nut

The most ultimate of nuts, with claps of thunder echoing across the lands from the magnitude of the bust.

I had an ultra nut to that midget porn

by TheLittleNutThatCould June 18, 2018

Nut

An absolute sender who pulls countless amounts of bitches and is overall just drowning in puss.

Man, I can believe Nut slept with three girls in one night

by Nut Monster March 31, 2022

No Nut November

This is one of the challenges ever!!! Seriously, I lost on the first day (❌🧢). But anyways, it's a challenge where every man cannot nut for all of November. And if you lose... nothing will happen. And if you win... still nothing will happen.

Tommy: Hey Nathan, how you doing in No Nut November so far?
Nathan: I lost on day 10, but I think thats good.
Tommy: Fucking loser, I never lose.
Nathan: Well damn, that's mean...

by Gold86star November 19, 2020