Best friend

A best friend is someone who is your favourite person who you can always rely on who is the best

My best friend “Haloo” is amazing she is the most beautiful person inside and out

by Hellooooooooomynameeee September 26, 2020

Family and Friends

A paperback schoolbook used in Vietnamese primary schools that is a very useful tool for teaching English. The content itself is fairly useless but when the students misbehave in class, you can roll up a copy and hit them with it.

If you call me a bidet one more time I will beat you with this copy of Family and Friends.

Ngoc is my enforcer. When someone misbehaves I give her the nod and she puts the misbehaving student in check with a rolled up copy of Family and Friends. As you can see, I have great classroom management skills.

by anonymous March 28, 2023

Friends

A thing a need

I don't have any friends

by Lxv_ July 19, 2021

Friend Zone

Sean Murphy

Bro did you hear I got Sean Murphy’d last night, total friend zoned

by Jpulli32 October 11, 2019

Landline Friend

Someone you have been friends with since back when people communicated via the green rotary phone in your grandma’s house.

“I’ve known him since we were kids. He is my landline friend.”

by FlipmodeATL December 19, 2021

Torture (my friend's name) Wednesday

Every Wednesday I call "Torture (my friend's name) Wednesday". It's just a joke and me and a few friends made it up in 6th grade. The friend is okay with it and knows about it lol
If you wanna use it just put your friend's name and there you go
have fun

Me: Hey! Friend's name! It's "Torture (my friend's name) Wednesday"
My friend: Oh no not again

by Eluna April 7, 2022

Going to help a friend

Codename for: doing the nasty

Kid: Mom, where are you going?
Mom: I’m going to help a friend.

by SirPeePee6969 August 27, 2020