penis machine

A man in which is sexually active "too much so" and can't help but have sexual relations with anything and anyone he can

"My dad has had sex with more then 50 woman my dad is a penis machine"
Yesterday' I heard my roommate and mom doing it last night "my He's is a penis machine".

by Sam morph September 22, 2017

Poopy Penis Month

Every June we celebrate Poopy Penis Month. It's a month to celebrate all the Poopy Penis' (and lesbians). Not to be confused with Pride Month, which is totally different... This is about men who stick their Randy Savage in another man's Chris Benoit. It IS NOT AN OFFENSIVE TERM. IF YOU WISH SOMEONE A HAPPY POOPY PENIS MONTH, AND THEY GET ANGRY, THEY ARE HOMOPHOBIC.

Hey Alex Bowman, Happy Poopy Penis month. Good luck in your race.

by SliceEmUp June 14, 2024

penis butterballs

When you’ve been working all day and your man bits are nice and marinated.

See also: duck butter, gooch grease, fromunda cheese

I’ve got penis butterballs; I need to shower so my girlfriend will suck my nuts.

by ThunderDome420 February 11, 2021

Penis

The most delicious thing you will ever devour

*moan* your penis is soooo yummy... I'll see you tonight for another meal!

by cowtopus January 9, 2023

Top off penis

A penis that has none tip.

Wow Dave your sure have a top off penis

by Tom Davidson Bartholoumew III September 7, 2016

Penis

Something I dont have because it got bitten of by a snake when I was taking a MASSIVE SHIT.

Penis something I want.

by Nutter Butter 69 420 May 24, 2020

Penis catfish

A fake ass fuck impersonator. Someone who can't tell the truth if their life depended on it. Someone that lives life by coming up on others in any way possible.

If homeboy only knew the dude he's rolling around with is the one who stole his car, he would see he's just a penis catfish.

by **SMD** May 9, 2025