Friends

Friends are 'nice' company that will always fucking ask you for stuff but never give it back

Friends:can I borrow some money
You:sure but repay me in a month
Friend:Sure!

10 months later

You:where's my money-
Friend:SHUT UP

by NoiKoiBlizøLexxy April 28, 2022

Best friend

2 gay people meet and talk everyday

Best friend

by 82738:&hsjdd December 27, 2021

revenge friend

When your boyfriend/girlfriend keeps their phone locked all the time but won’t tell you why. So you lock you own phone and get your own friend out of revenge.

“Who are you texting right now? Is it serious? “No it’s just my revenge friend.”

by BlueCurry31773 December 03, 2021

National Fuck A Friend Day

Beat down the dunnies with a buddy👍

Wsg mamacita, you know what day it is right???
National Fuck A Friend Day.

by TheUrbanBBC June 27, 2023

friend rent

The way a friend (especially a more annoying one) earns your friendship for a period of time, usually with a good deed or a funny moment.

That was probably the funniest thing he’s said in a while. That’s his friend rent for the week.

by Controller Rick June 26, 2022

2 face friend

always talk shit but never say it in your face
she or he is a bitch

need to kick her ass when you see her

That bitch is 2 face friend

by somoreya April 21, 2018

Diaper friend

A friend you have known since you were in diapers.

This is my diaper friend, we go wayyyyy back

by Melmanfort April 15, 2025