Ass-Diddling

To shove 2 fingers us somebody's ass and move them around to cause immense pain

Guy1: Jeremy never said goodnight to me back
Guy2: Well looks like it's Ass-Diddling time

by Nightgar May 31, 2021

Ass couching

When you tired and you just chilling on the couch watching TV.

“Bernard had a long, hard day so now he’s ass couching.”

by Mando76 April 24, 2021

Wimp Ass

Someone who is a wimp and also an asshole

Josh is capable of being an asshole but unfortunately for him he is also often a wimp. A wimp ass is not very brave but loves to be an ass hole. Sort of as smoke wall to hide his wimp behavior. A WimpAss

by TheDudeOfTheLand April 24, 2021

Ass mileage

The amount of gay sex that someone could go through before needing another martini

“Man, Beefcakes over there has got great ass mileage!”

by BIGBUSTYBLONDE69 April 27, 2021

Flore-ass

A delusional employee who thinks he's irreplaceable but in reality is worthless.

"How's the new guy working out? Do you miss me yet?."

"Actually he's great and you're just a typical flore-ass"

by Astral job site May 9, 2021

Ass Laing

A Man Whose Nuts Are At His Ass. He May Also Like Peas, Sugar And / Or Water.

I Was Playing bricket When My Ass Laing Was Kicked In The Ass, He Screamed "OUCH MY NUTS"

by Fatz May 20, 2003

Pigeon Ass

the skinny pigeon ass motherfucker Riddle needs to get an ass

looking at Riddle's pigeon ass makes me puke

by BellasaurusTheJust November 24, 2021