Monkey Treasure

slang term for marijuana.

Whenever I smoke monkey treasure it makes my eyes red and gives me the munchies.

by just what i needed May 19, 2010

Monkey

Sweaty, human, un washed = monkey.
How do you imagine a monkey smells?

Monkey.

"It's smells a bit monkey" I picked up his jocks after 3 days on the floor, they smelled a bit monkey.

by Davenottherave August 7, 2021

Monkey People

Tipicly a person of african american decent commonly referred to as a Nigger

Look at all of those monkey people over there Kyle

by Nigus thy einstine November 12, 2023

Bloody Monkey

What you call your racist white friend when he's being stupid and annoying

Person 1: "God you're being such a bloody monkey you racist pos"

Person 2: "*insert slur* do you think I care?"

by Zyklon_ March 9, 2023

Arctic monkey

Humans descended from apes that gradually spread from Africa via the Mediterranean and Eurasia to the Arctic circle

Bev: “It’s Baltic out there tonight, pet. Wish I owned a coat.” Janet: “Fook off - we’re Arctic monkeys.”

by pauly coconuts February 6, 2020

Vampire Monkey

A new song made by My Chemical Romance
In this song it has a nice rock-in-roll feel its amazing, in the it makes fun of the recent vampire obsession called TWILIGHT one of the lyrics is " sparkle like bowie in the morning sun"

"Hey Bob have you heard of that new MCR song

"Vampire Monkey"?

BOB: "Hell ya I was blasting that song in the car!"

by Chrisssssstttttiiiiinnnnneee December 23, 2010

monkey-chomping

The excessive lip smacking and/or noises made while a minority is eating

Hey Larry, I can hear that Jiggaboo monkey-chomping over there!

by IH8Libs November 4, 2021