Penis shit

When you’re having anal sex and some shit gets jammed in your urethra and when you cum it shoots out a thin tube of shit, like a cork under high pressure.

Awh dude, last night with that hairy man I got the worst penis shit, it was all stuck in his hair. It was great 👍 I love penis shit

by Thick wood May 2, 2025

Penis catfish

A fake ass fuck impersonator. Someone who can't tell the truth if their life depended on it. Someone that lives life by coming up on others in any way possible.

If homeboy only knew the dude he's rolling around with is the one who stole his car, he would see he's just a penis catfish.

by **SMD** May 9, 2025

Penis Butter Jelly Time

Ok I'll be honest. This phrase doesn't exactly have a meaning yet, but with the power of the internet we can keep on saying it randomly whenever we feel like it and it will eventually catch on and have a meaning of it's own.

It's Penis Butter Jelly Time, Bitch.

Normie: Hey John, what time is it?
Based: It's Penis Butter Jelly Time, Bitch.

by AnonymousPsycho1000 May 13, 2025

my penis is crying

when you're bladder is so full it feels like you're penis is cryong

I NEED TO PEE SO MUCH PEE AHH MY PENIS IS CRYING

by ballsackmcgee420 May 14, 2025

Penis

Bigger longer and uncut

I would like to suck a penis please

by JimmyDuckyBalls28 April 5, 2024

Penis Gooster

When a large amount of nut drips down your shaft and gets your shaft stuck to your sack creating a vacuum seal.

I have a penis gooster and it won’t come apart!

by lamronnem April 6, 2024

skibidi penis

evil penis. most white men have it. specifically below-average looking men. immune to black people. hispanic, asians and all other races have slight chance to have it.

bro have you seen gavins skibidi penis? it insulted my mother.

by typicalsneeze April 10, 2024