Monkey pudding

The ejaculate of a post vasectomy male.

I walked in on Scott as he shot his monkey pudding all over Reubens chest.

by Monkeypuddin February 23, 2019

sponge monkey

when a girl is so much fatter than her partner that he/she flatlines while having sex

ajas such a sponge monkey!

by tenequia December 13, 2007

Monkeying about

Fucking around

The teacher's gonna be on his case for monkeying about.

by BridalStew September 29, 2021

Knock the monkey unconcious

The ultimate form of masturbation, the penis rarely survives this

Boldi, why are you leaving, are you going to sleep?

No man, I'm gonna knock the monkey unconcious.

by slimunator January 29, 2025

monkey slander

When someone says strait cap

this Spanish test is monkey slander

by crewvila January 31, 2023

dub monkey

that one kid that is too much of a dumbass to read the subtitles

Friend : Why do you watch anime dubbed its so bad.
Other friend : Because!!I 1don't wanna read subtitles that stupiddddddd!!!!!! Im trying to enjoy the showawwdwas1ww!!12112!!1w not go to school!!!!!!1
Friend : you're such a dub monkey

by kavvou September 28, 2019

Monkey Apprentice

A monkey tower in the tower defense game series "Bloons TD" which hurls magical bolts of damage at bloons with low pierce.

"My Monkey Apprentices are very overpowered because of the Phoenix ability."

by TestUser999 December 18, 2021