Losing Friends Suck

losing a friend is like losing a piece of you, its like your heart is being ripped out of you, and you feel lost.

man I just lost my bsfs of 5 years.
im sorry losing friends suck.

by urlocalginger October 30, 2021

friends with benefits

Refers to a friendship wherein one or both parties possess highly-desirable "benefits" (i.e., a hot trim bod, large boobs/cock, a cute ass, etc.) which the other partner greatly enjoys. Can also be used sarcastically by a third party to express his belief that one of the friends is merely a selfish moocher who just likes to "benefit" from the other person's "benefits" (i.e., regularly-doled-out monetary assistance from the state and/or federal government, such as SSI/Food Stamps, pension, etc.) which he is willing to share with the gold-digger in exchange for intimate companionship.

Disgusted neighborhood gramma: That young chick Susie claims that she loves the much-older-and-wheelchair-bound John to pieces and views him as a father-figure, but I know what a lazy nature and absurd sense of entitlement she has, so I suspect that she views the relationship as merely "friends with benefits", since John gets a nice tidy disability check each month, and so he is able to "wine 'n' dine her" and buy her stuff she wants!

by QuacksO April 19, 2018

Brunos friend

A “friend” of Bruno.
Who is actually not a friend.
They are lovers.
Bruno is gay.
Yes Bruno you are gay.

Person 1: omg look it’s Brunos friend!
Person 2: oh yes, they are very good friends;)

by I.am.not.saga May 9, 2022

cannon friend

Chinese slang for friends with benefits.

She is just my cannon friend. We are not in a real relationship

by mygodmike May 24, 2023

Friend paranoia

When you constantly think that you’re friends are fake and/or secretly hate you.

Person 1: I just can’t help to think that my friends… hate me all the time..
Person2: that’s friend paranoia lil bruh

by Literallyalegend💋 April 12, 2025

Make friends with the drain

When you have to puke in the middle of a track workout, so you puke in the drain on the sidelines.

Person 1: You good man? It looks like you are about to puke.

Person 2: No, I might have to make friends with the drain soon.

by An actual South Carolinian February 13, 2020

Give your friend money day

May 16 is celebrated where whoever asks their friend or any human for any amount you would like and how you want to present it.

Kyle asked his friend for $20 and Ryan gave him the money because Kyle asked first.
Give your friend money day

by Senire May 16, 2023