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I shit you not one cent

used to describe the wildest part of a story is 101% true, no matter how insane it might seem
"i dropped my sandwich and i shit you not one cent, it landed perfectly back on the plate!"
by Insert inside joke here August 26, 2022
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one button user

Someone who knows so little about computers that more than one button will confuse them.
"The users computer had eight buttons. After I guided this person through pushing all buttons over the phone to no effect. It turned out that the computer wasn't plugged in. Clearly she's a One Button User."
by MadMatter007 July 16, 2014
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that one kid

A general description for a child that is considered completely different compared to children in other social groups, particularly in grade school or high school. "That one kid" typically involves someone that shows one or more of the following traits:

1. Has no social standing with any social groups (in other words, an outcast) stemming from issues with socialization either from having a disorder (autistic spectrum disorder, speech disorders, etc.) or from a lack of social skills being taught to them in a young age.

2. Causes trouble around class, usually via acting up as well as disobeying teachers and rules.

3. Exhibits behaviors that other social groups find unacceptable or strange (having unusual hobbies, mannerisms, etc.).
1. No one wanted to hang out with "that one kid" because she acted like she was a literal chicken by making weird clucking noises, wearing feathers a lot of times, and trying to peck people.

2. Teachers didn't like that one kid because whenever they tried to teach, he always made wisecracks and misbehaved.
by TL867 September 14, 2022
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one foot stuck in the grave

when yer done with your weird ass skeleton banging and get your foot stuck somewhere in the ribs or pelvis with your bony partner
bruh, i had one foot stuck in the grave last night
by asswhup666 October 26, 2019
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Ones and twos

How many points Ronan often gets per player in fantasy football each week
Look, Ronan just got ones and twos again.
by DJ TRYB November 7, 2020
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one eyed champ

Stop fighting your one eyed champ and go to work!
by Jenson Marin November 14, 2016
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