urban dick-less

a state of such profound boredom because there are no males around to fondle/no females in the vicinity to remind a male he does in fact still have a working package. the bored person then spends the majority of the day reading urban dictionary definitions and laughing in a rocking fashion to themselves. and perhaps also scaring off their cat/cobra/rock
"I wore my pink socks yesterday to sleep and felt like a princess!"~ normal person with a social life in everyday conversation.

*hysterical laughter* ~person formerly in a state of such profound boredom...

"Ha.. what?"

"You said 'pink sock'! you know..."

"no..."

"oh... man, i clearly have been urban dick-less for too long."
by Roscoe Chanciepants October 23, 2011
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you know. THAT LAUGH THAT . u made. its like a cackle + chuckle + wheeze. but its like 90 octaves higher than ur normal voice/laugh? yeah that
ryan: exists.

me, a very high octave laugh since urban dictionary is gay and wont let me just say high octave laugh: HSDGHIEHBVHDIJHEVWGQHEIJHVDSHUIWHQVEGDHJKZHEWAHE GDUHsj
by woahno September 09, 2018
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Garth Urban

Editor of UrbanGarth
“Garth Urban is the editor in-chief of UrbanCarth magazine
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Urban Woketionary

When a website known for explaining the latest in urban lingo is tiggered by Blue Anon
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Urban Cruiser

Someone who wears a Mac and isn't allowed within 200 yards of a primary school.
I crossed the road to avoid a man who looked like an urban cruiser.
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Urban addict

means A person addict to urban life
U a urban addict fo spendin time in urban area.
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Urban Dictionary writer

The most internet addicted, departed from reality, 24 year old Tumblr users, usually fat person. They write semi-sarcastic incredibly safe definitions that include personal opinion
Person 1: wow that person is a little bitch they must be an Urban Dictionary writer
Urban Dictionary writer: *cries*
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