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Poopy Penis Month

Every June we celebrate Poopy Penis Month. It's a month to celebrate all the Poopy Penis' (and lesbians). Not to be confused with Pride Month, which is totally different... This is about men who stick their Randy Savage in another man's Chris Benoit. It IS NOT AN OFFENSIVE TERM. IF YOU WISH SOMEONE A HAPPY POOPY PENIS MONTH, AND THEY GET ANGRY, THEY ARE HOMOPHOBIC.
Hey Alex Bowman, Happy Poopy Penis month. Good luck in your race.
by SliceEmUp June 14, 2024
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Penis Fly-Trap

When you're girl asks you to "water her plants"... but you know what she means....
Gf: "Babe you're gonna water my plants right?"
Me: "I can get it bareback now?"
Gf: no.

That's a penis fly-trap!
by Tony Margeson June 16, 2024
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I found my penis

the discoverey of your penile
by The smallest of the peeps June 17, 2024
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Penis Beetle

by Inni84 June 17, 2024
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penis sucker dick gobbler

Wow, your dog is really nice! He's a penis sucker dick gobbler!
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Penis

The penis is a male body part in-between your legs, some call it a muscle and some call it a bone. There are a thousand different slang named for the Penis, but I can't list them all. It is used to reproduce and create new life, however, some use the penis to masturbate or pleasure themselves or other individuals. It is also considered a "Private Part" Meaning you should not expose it to anybody without their consent!
guy: "Im a boy, so I have a penis"
girl: "Good for you mate"
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