Penis

Male Genetalia

“My Girl Sucked My Penis”

by YaMamSuckedMe January 7, 2020

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penis queef

instead of a pussy queefing it’s a penis queefing

person 1 “omg did your penis just queef???”
me “yes my penis just queefed you have a problem?”
a penis queef is a penis fart

by kys you faggot September 3, 2022

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Penis Audio

Definition: When a man misinterprets a woman's sincere, non-sexual request for or offer of something as a sexual advance. In other words, he "hears" with his penis.

Example:
Female coworker: "Can we get together some time this week and go over the new brochures?" (Inner thoughts: "Sigh. I hope he doesn't think I'm coming on to him. I really hope he has his penis audio turned completely off this time.")

Male coworker: "Of course." (Inner thoughts: "She wants to fuck me." )

by Vlad the Clown April 7, 2020

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Elevated Penis

A certain height where a male's genitalia is higher up than someone else's height. Commonly occuring for those above 8 feet tall.

He was so tall that from my perspective he had an elevated penis.

by whatamidoinghere_bruhhh March 6, 2022

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Penis

The penis a sometimes long sometimes short item. Lots of people love them because they have multiple purposes like dress up, sword fighting, licking, fixing pencil sharpener.

Hey hows that new penis.

by Lbozo69 April 25, 2022

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