cock 'n' rocks

Giving a blow job with a mouth full of pop rocks.

I always blow quickly when my slut does cock 'n' rocks.

by x3ad October 28, 2006

Hot Cock Sundae

Before getting a blowjob, dump melted chocolate all over your cock and nutsack, then add whipped cream on your pubic hairs and your cock, then add a cherry on the tip and have the girl lick it all off.

i had a huge hot cock sundae last night

by Nazi Guido April 19, 2011

Facebook cock blocking

When one interrupts a 2 person comment chain on a Facebook status update, picture, etc. Typically, the original commenters will start a nice, engaging conversation, and then the "blocker" will barge in with a totally unrelated comment, thus disturbing the flow, and consequently delaying your chances of scoring with the hot chick that's totally interested in what you're doing for the weekend...

-Dude, why are you facebook cock blocking?

-Sorry man, if I knew you were trying to bone that chick, I wouldn't have made that fart joke.

by Sweatshop February 16, 2010

cock sucker pads

a term used in construction for knee pads

hey mike will you help me shingle my roof this saturday?
yeah and i will bring my cock sucker pads.

by Mr. Peterson February 16, 2008

Super Cock Surprise

The act of putting a penis in someones mouth as they wake up. Being it a surprise

Ashley got a super cock surprise from james this morning.

by Slothicus The Messiah September 7, 2014

nude long cock

A nude long cock is a shaved penis that is overly large.

Ya dig?

"Skylar, do you have a Nude Long Cock?"

"I would if i had a cock"

by Sydney.... ? January 10, 2010

Nigger Cock Whore

An unintelligent female given to watching MTV and Kardashians, believing in it and seeking a person of colour as a mate in order to project her "trendy" attitude to equally unintelligent peers. Junior NCWs tend to be late teens of any shape/size whilst senior NCW's tend to be the previous junior NCW who are now overweight, blonde and trashy with a toxic reputation having been bracketed by decent men as a verified NCW.

Person 1: Hey did you see Julie took up with that beach kid she met on her cruise to Gambia
Person 2: Thats why her house is falling apart and she's working 90 hours a week. He likes his bling
Person 1: WOW!! Does she know no decent white man who would contribute to her living costs and fix her place up will want to touch her or be seen with her now.

Person 1 and 2: What a stupid Nigger Cock Whore.

by Shaker1903 January 9, 2019