penis panels

an object that helps your penis get longer

Person 1: penis panels
person 2: ok

by penis panels May 31, 2021

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penis sighting

a moment of real terror for most people, knowing too much about a close one's body.

"why is alex crying"
"oh a penis sighting"

by wonderfullydead September 08, 2015

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Penis stones

A condition caused in males when cheating as Devine retribution for wronging a good woman. Note; if the woman is not good, no penis shall be stoned.

"Brad got penis stones." said Morty.
"Aw, shit Morty. You still care about Jessica?"
"It's what he deserved Rick! Jessica is a good woman, Rick!"

"Listen Morty, I hate to break it to you, but what people calls “love” is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it."

by Queen Etherious September 18, 2019

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penis in your mom

when your penis is erect and in your mom

1. that penis in your mom and cums in her

by theballtickler69420 August 26, 2023

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Poopy Penis boy

A small boy whose penis is covered small poop particles. Most of the time people don't like boys who are a poopy penis boy. Most poopy penis boys live a hard life, knowing they won't be liked by the people around them.

Girl: Why are you so stinky? Are you hiding something from me?
Boy: Yes, I'm sorry, I am in fact a poopy penis boy.
Girl: WHAT?! I will stop talking to you, you filthy poopy penis boy!

by Boylesple December 15, 2023

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