Penis

The thing Jesus had between his legs

Praise our saviour Jesus, he had a penis.

by Your mom Karen June 3, 2019

penis

penis

penis. WHAT THE FUCK. penis. WHAT ARE YOU SAYING. penis. THERE IS NOT- THERE'S NOTIN.

by penissucker9000 October 18, 2022

penis

a very big sword

woah thats a big and hard penis

by p0gch@mp March 2, 2021

Penis

A penis is a weird looking part of a womans body that retracts after every sex session.
The typical male doesnt know that woman infact do have one, they just cannot see it.

Fuck me with your penis you old crusty woman.

by Mamaikkan May 12, 2021

PENIS

The thing that you piss with unless you got diarrhea

A Penis is the thing that went in your mom last night and every other night before your little french frie skinny piece of shit ass was born and then she grew a fucking penis don't believe me listen to this

your mothers got a penis

Copy and paste this name and listen.
You gave your mom a penis you fucking skank slut.

This gif is a description of your mom when she met me

by Big Black Titties September 12, 2022

Penis

Something men lose after cheating on their wife/girlfriend/boyfriend/area51escapee #theycantstopusall

Jesus mate me wife chopped me penis off after she saw mw having sex with her chav mate clarissa

by lennondonnie September 25, 2019

Penis

A type of ice cream

John:"Man what ice cream is that"
Stacy:"Its penis, Jamal gave it ot me its very big"

by BigBottyBoy January 7, 2022