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Zach

A guy with a big head and lots of grey hair and a dog named pork chop
Zach has suck a big head
by Poopqueen453 March 14, 2020
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Zach

Zach is someone who will make you fall in love with them for whole year and tell you he loves you many times, then decide that he is no longer happy being with you anymore, and is sick of the “arguments” and says you’re apparently too emotional despite knowing you suffer from a mental illness. And then after he is “no longer happy with you” he will continue to string you along for 2 months, kissing you and being with you, but everytime you say you still love him, he will say “sorry, this doesn’t mean anything. i don’t want a relationship”. And he will continue to repeat this cycle of cuddling and kissing you constantly but never admitting he still loves you. and when you get upset he says “he never made you go back to him” fully knowing that you are still in love with him and are incredibly attached to him and cannot comprehend him not being in your life. So you constantly go back so that for even a short while, you can once again feel loved by your first love and the one person who ever made you feel safe and who made you fully comfortable around him.
Hello, are you in the mood to get constantly used and taken advantage of in your vulnerable state? Ask Zach!
by agesandtutoring November 22, 2023
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Zach

Some one with a huge throbing penis
Wow I'm a Zach right now it's huge!
by Zach gunnelsZa6969 August 15, 2018
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Zach

Zach is one of the most amazing people you’ll ever meet without a doubt!! Anyone can instantly fall for him no matter how long it takes to get to know him, he’s adorable in every way and so easy to talk to that you could spend half a life time making conversation with him. He’s so courageous and usually absolutely awesome at football and has a really good taste in music. Find yourself a zach in your life, he’s everything anybody could want and has all the time in the world for you. He can instantly make you happy and smile make your days so much more bearable
I can’t believe how amazing zach is, I didn’t know anyone had the capacity to make me so happy
by Izzy init October 24, 2020
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Zach

An absolute bitchboy named derpsause. Weird skinny and is a total nerd.
Wow who’s that!!
Oh that’s just a Zach
Oh, whata weirdo
by burpsause October 27, 2020
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ballsack zach

A name used towards a person with the name Zach or Zachary to either represent friendliness or aggression. This term can also be shortened to B.S.Z if already known by the specific Zach
Friendly; "Hey ballsack Zach! How's ya doin buddy!"
Aggressive;"hey watch when your going ballsack Zach!"
by Mr. Wiggles giggle May 24, 2017
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Zach Herron

The most adorable human being to walk this earth
friend: do you know who Zach Herron is

me: uh yeah the most adorable person ever
by whydontwe222 November 25, 2020
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