Zach

The most aggressive asshole you will ever see.

Normally very attractive, but has a shit sense of humor when around people he dislikes.

He has an over average sized penis normally ranging between 5-7.5 inches but when its inside your cunt it feels like 12 inches

Peter: Don't fuck with Zach!

Mark: Why the fuck not?

Peter: Because hes after breaking my jaw!!!

by Zach Boyd May 19, 2018

full Zach

When someone gets obnoxiously drunk to the point of no return.

Damn you were wasted last night! You went full Zach!

by Vinnyp1824 May 19, 2018

Zach

He is one of the sweetest boys you will ever meet. He gives amazing advice and sometimes times may be rough with him but over time things will be better. He is a keeper and he also has a strange music taste.

Wow that boy Zach is great.
Zach is such a sweetie.

by The sass is real 132 May 20, 2018

Zach

A guy who is always an ass and never leaves you alone. Southern, no manners, redneck.

Zach is an ass.

by your_an_ass December 18, 2017

Short Zach

Short Zach is an asshole. And us also short.

Short Zach has a short temper.

by CrAckerasswhitebread April 23, 2018

Zach Spellerberg

A sexy bad ass person that loves just one person for a long long time. He usually is short and has blonde hair. He also has the most perfect eyes.

I think Zach Spellerberg likes me.

by Erin Shingleburg April 24, 2018

Pulling a Zach

Fucking up any potential of getting laid due to the state of going several months without having sex

Bro 1: Bro, I wanna fuck that girl sooo bad

Bro 2: Bro, you ain’t fucking shit, you be pulling a Zach any time you talk with a girl

by That Slav January 1, 2020