New Year's Revelation

The feeling one gets shortly after New Years when they realize that they have made horrible horrible life decisions in the last year. This feeling generally results in the person making swift or rash, yet posthumous New Year's Resolutions.
Person A: 'How was the party on Thursday'

Person B: 'It was good I think... Still hung over though'

Person A: 'Wow, you must have been Shit Bombed'

Person B: 'Yeah, I've had a New Year's Revelation. I need to quit drinking!'
by Bustedcoolguy December 30, 2009
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new year's eve

a time to get drunk and laid and not remember what happened afterwards
its january 1......... wtf happened to december 31....... and why does my ass hurt?
by matt January 01, 2005
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40 Year Plan

A theory devised by Matt Woods (MKW) To build stronger, smarter, and successful young men on and off the field.
Kebob: Wow you throw 82 at 14???

Dante Bell: Yes, i’m apart of the #40 Year Plan!
by 123456789Jk0987655432 October 10, 2021
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the thousand year gay

what dr. mario and dr. luigi diagnose sonic and knuckles with
luigi: *stares at clip board*
mario: its not good new
luigi: you got the thousand year gay *starts dancing*
mario: *also starts dancing
sonic: waht does that mean
mario: it means its time to PARTY
sonic and knuckles: alright *starts dancing*
mario: oh and youll be dead in a week
sonic and knuckles: *pure fear on faces*
by [insert letter spam here] February 10, 2021
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Three Year Itch

A term to describe the intense desire to pack up and move every three years (more or less). Typically used by military families seeing as a normal station lasts up to three years.
"I want to move, I have a bad case of the three year itch..!"
by teenagegypsy94 May 02, 2010
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Happy New Year

Today is Happy New Year.
by Wunka September 25, 2020
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100 year flood

a flood that, once it happens, won't happen for another 100 years, unless theres a 500 year flood 15 years later
Able: I thought '93 was the 100 year flood!
Mable: You thought. But this one is a 500 year flood.
by iowa13 June 14, 2008
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