New Year's Revelation

The feeling one gets shortly after New Years when they realize that they have made horrible horrible life decisions in the last year. This feeling generally results in the person making swift or rash, yet posthumous New Year's Resolutions.

Person A: 'How was the party on Thursday'

Person B: 'It was good I think... Still hung over though'

Person A: 'Wow, you must have been Shit Bombed'

Person B: 'Yeah, I've had a New Year's Revelation. I need to quit drinking!'

by Bustedcoolguy December 30, 2009

new year's eve

a time to get drunk and laid and not remember what happened afterwards

its january 1......... wtf happened to december 31....... and why does my ass hurt?

by matt December 31, 2004

New Year's Ebbolution

When a New Year's Resolution loosens its hold on you, dwindles, then fades away. This can happen at any moment during the year.

"Hey Claire, I thought your New Year's Resolution was sayin' no to eating chocolate. But here you are munchin' chocolate...what gives?"
"Yeah...I was determined but then the New Year's Ebbolution snuck up on me. Want some?"

by redehlert January 9, 2009

100 year flood

a flood that, once it happens, won't happen for another 100 years, unless theres a 500 year flood 15 years later

Able: I thought '93 was the 100 year flood!
Mable: You thought. But this one is a 500 year flood.

by iowa13 June 14, 2008

family gap year

Taking a year off from work and school to travel and experience life as a family without daily distractions.

We are taking a family gap year to spend time traveling with our kids.

by EJ Barron August 16, 2017

Happy New Year

The celebration on Jan 1st.

Today is Happy New Year.

by Wunka September 25, 2020

the thousand year gay

what dr. mario and dr. luigi diagnose sonic and knuckles with

luigi: *stares at clip board*
mario: its not good new
luigi: you got the thousand year gay *starts dancing*
mario: *also starts dancing
sonic: waht does that mean
mario: it means its time to PARTY
sonic and knuckles: alright *starts dancing*
mario: oh and youll be dead in a week
sonic and knuckles: *pure fear on faces*

by [insert letter spam here] February 10, 2021