yard rage

Yard rage

A feeling and in some cases accompanying behavior that arises in some individuals resulting from attempting to complete mundane but required domestic outdoor tasks that are unexpectedly made more challenging by other humans or non-human animals.
When I was mowing the stupid lawn today I suddenly smelled something weird, turns out the mower ran over and sucked up a pile of my downstairs neighbor’s dog’s shit and as I walked along, mowing the rest of the lawn, the vacuum action from the lawn mower was blowing hot, shitty air straight at my face. Omg, I had some hardcore yard rage.
by atleastfourcats August 11, 2019
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Yard rage

When you lose your temper in your workplace when asked to do something when you are not ready
Jays been asked to move the lorry while he is still loading He has got yard rage now
by Jexma September 15, 2021
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Yardie yard face

When Ross Eric and Phil drink to much coffee and natter about the other members of the firm until the get caught by the head gaffer and have to carry on working being yardies with terrible dress sense and a passion for being late and unprofessional but at the same time being goofy yardie gangsta wanna be’s with a spotty neck and an obsessive personality.
Rah, that geez is such a yardie yard face. KMT
by RicoKaponasFanPage January 06, 2022
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yard guard

An article of clothing i.e. sweatshirt, sweater etc. to cover a woman's rear end (back yard)
Every day Amy wears a different yard guard to keep all the guys from staring at her ass
by Tee K April 02, 2014
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Fucked in the yard

To get screwed over in a public way
Cletus thought he could pull one over on Treyvon, when Treyvon found out, Cletus got fucked in the yard
by Blood on the Sand September 17, 2021
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