Work talker

Someone who talks non-stop about work especially to people who aren't coworkers. Common offensives: constant use of lingo and acronyms that others don't understand or care to understand, name dropping of coworkers that others don't know or care to know, going into way too much details about specifics in their work day.

So my new roommate is a work talker. She told me last night in painful detail about how the copier broke at her job and how Susie and Jim (who recently broke up) had to push the reset button and after three times it still would not work. They had to call the service guy who came to fix it and turns out it was the toner because Susie had made so many copies last week when she was working on the S.C.A.N.T project.

by Wordsmith21 August 8, 2014

work event

a social occasion, often in a person’s home or garden, at which people eat, drink, talk, dance and enjoy themselves

Did you attend that banging work event at BoJo's yesterday? Rishi was off his tits on Mexican Coke!

It was a fairly standard BYOB work event.

by Ian_Cognito January 12, 2022

Work doormat

Somebody who gets completely walked all over at work. They work over-time for free and they don't stand their ground at all.

Alice: What you up to tonight bae?
James: I'm on call tonight AGAIN!
Alice: But they don't even pay you for that?! You're such a work doormat!!

by imsofuckingquiche February 18, 2015

Work wex

When your tired as fuck basically wrecked and not in a fuck up way but a tired as fuck way and now have to work a 8 hour shift with no pleasurable benefit of the night before.

Man for real fuck my life I could drive off a bridge I’m so fucking work wex but I just gotta learn to get over it.

by Titus dyfilid February 26, 2019

Da Works

Giving someone Da Works is when you remove, mute, block communications, file complaint and avoid the player on any gaiming system or in real life.

If you kill me one more time i'm going to give you Da Works.

by DoomedSoul16 October 9, 2011

Work-cest

The act or occasion of becoming romantically or sexually involved with a co-worker(s).

Now that Ben and Jamie are seeing each other, we have a serious case of work-cest on our hands.

by GennyTrent January 6, 2010

Working the fridge

When you are really bored and/or really high and find yourself rummaging though the kitchen way too much.

“Hey honey, let’s go for a walk. You are working the fridge way to much tonite.”

“Wow, we really know how to work the fridge in this house.”

“I got to stop working this fridge.”

“Got to be more to life than working this fridge.”

by RJLA January 7, 2023