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Never Wife

(1) the perfect woman, possibly your true soul mate in life, the woman you've dreamed about and even one that you may have had a temporary relationship with but unfortunately you know you'll "never" marry. (2) A woman that fits (1) that you still have contact with , verbally , emotionally electronically, and that will be at your side and supportive but you still "never" marry. (3) A woman that knows how to support your "manhood" without physical contact, and still being the best friend possible.
Susanne, is the best woman that understands me and "gets me" , to bad well never marry, she's my "Never Wife"
by chattkevrec November 20, 2016
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Errol's Wife

Errol

I would love to taste Errol's Wife She's so sexy, I don't think he can manage this woman 😂
Come a Western Rd mek we learn you how to be a better mon eena bed & satisfy her needs.

Too much eating under frock Star...not good learn to hold it for longer..
by Janet21 January 8, 2023
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Wife Beater

A male white ribbed tank top which has been around since the early 1900's and was very popular as an undergarment before the t-shirt came into common usage.

The shirt acquired the nickname "Wife Beater" in the late 1980's due to the popularity of police reality shows like "Cops" where it seemed like a disproportionately high number of men who were arrested for episodes of domestic violence, as well as other crimes, were wearing a shirt like this.

The main reasons why this garment seem to be favored by men like this are:

1. It's cheap. Many men in this demographic tend to not have a lot of disposable income and, because of the low amount of material that is used to create the shirt, they can be bought in large quantity for very little money.

2. It's good to wear on hot days. Again, because of lack of income, many of the men seen in shows like "Cops" live in unairconditioned homes or trailers which can become extremely hot in warm weather. The design and thinness of the material in the shirt makes it a good option to try and get some relief from the oppressive heat.
Did you see that guy the cops were hauling away was wearing a wife beater? Big surprise, huh?
by Sodakak September 14, 2016
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High Wife

A girl that you wife up only when you are high, normally a girl who is ugly or you wouldnt go out with unless ur high.
That ugly girl over there, she's my high wife.
by J.L.R.III November 21, 2010
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wife boss

A wife so in control of her husband that he no longer has a life
John, you still good for the stag do? Er, not sure I can.
But you’re the best man?

Yeah I think it’s on my wife’s yoga class and I’m meant to be washing sand out my vagina.
Have a word with your wife boss and see if she’ll let you out.
Yeah, safe
by Ninasimone March 3, 2018
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cancer wife

A woman you've picked out to marry in the event that you're wife dies of cancer
Shelley's so hot! I've picked her as my cancer wife.
by Questionable decision maker March 29, 2017
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