Warm lazy treat

When you lead a redditor on a wild goose chase for internet points.

"Oh wow. He suckered me me in with a warm lazy treat."

by Arseh0le November 30, 2023

Warm Damian

A concoction of instant oatmeal and hot chocolate. A food born is necessity and depravity.

What in Christ name are you making with the work coffee machine?

A Warm Damian, I’m hungry thirsty and uncaffienated.

by Greasybanker December 10, 2023

warm up your nose

Another way of saying don’t be a bitch

He told her to “warm up your nose”

by Intere_Santeeé December 11, 2023

Warm Steven

When you touch penis tip with a flashlight under it, so it glows like Stephen Spielberg's hit classic, ET.

I think about the night me and Frank gave each other warm Stevens often. My wife wishes I would stop talking about it every time ET comes on.

by bigpoopiemaster August 25, 2023

warm Irish vegetarian salad

A bowl of hot chips

Hey waiter can you bring me a bowl of warm Irish vegetarian salad?

by BMc2 September 19, 2023

slightly warm cheese

when you want to make a grilled cheese but decide to give up resulting in a slightly warm cheese sandwich

I wanted a grilled cheese but i was so hungry i gave up and ate a slightly warm cheese

by FriendlyNeighborhoodSpiderBean September 28, 2023

Couch Warming Party

When you buy a new couch for your living area and invite friends / family to sit and flatulate on it as a sign of initiation and good luck.

I just got a couch for my apartment, come over for a couch warming party !

by Dinuel October 1, 2023