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Wanker

An Aussie expression for someone who is a total jerk.
Does not necessarily mean that person “wanks” (masturbates)
Oh that Steve, he’s a complete wanker”
by Robby101 November 1, 2006
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wankerdickknob

a fusion of wanker dick and knob. see scottow
by Quiggin July 23, 2005
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Pervy Wanker

a great name to confuse someone who is annoying you!
they have no clue what it is, and well, you get a great laugh at them wanting to know what it is! and when they ask just tell them that they are pervy wanker!! :D
ashaya: ASHTON YOU PERVY WANKER!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!
ashton: What!!!!???? whats a pervy wanker!!??
ashaya: You are a pervy wanker now leave me alone!!!

ashton:WHATS THAT!!!??
ashaya: Whats what??

ashton: YOU KNOW WHAT!!
ashaya:noo.... jeez ashton you pervy wanker!!!
by ShayaSaurasRexx April 24, 2010
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America the Poor: A Wanderers Tale

A unique autobiography, written by a modern day prophet. Also referred to as the New Bible. In essense, vol one is about a genius poor abused boy growing up in Buffalo NY. Wanders the city getting into strange adventures and tragedies, then goes insane, and gets committed to an mental asylum for years, then ends up homeless for over 35 years wandering across all of america's cities. Eventually getting into crazy impossible adventures, and surviving by his wits and strength of will and refusal to give up and die.

Vol Two is about My strange life story continued. My committment and imprisonment in an insane asylum for the young at 13, and all the colorful and crazy loonies I befriended there, including many of their stories as well. An insane, tragic, weird and funny tale.
America the Poor: A Wanderers Tale is an epic work, destined to change the world in a very important way.
by Professorjpj January 30, 2022
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Wanker's Arm

Use 1 - Where you wank too much and your muscle on that particular arm is build up a lot.

Use 2 - An affliction, because of over-use it hurts when you are using it.
Example 1 - Whoa.. look at my wanker's arm - HUUUGE!

Example 2 - Ow.. hmm wanker's arm! *carries on anyway*
by Mr. Merge July 11, 2005
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Yankee wanker jingoist

An American website designer who doesn't know another world outside of the USA exists - a wanker who designs a form page with obligatory "State" and no other country options
Use two letters to define what 'State' you live in (ie FL = Florida) whereas Cheshire is on another planet obviously designed by a Yankee Wanker Jingoist
by Daze_Off October 5, 2012
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Wanger

Wanger means clarity in Tiv language spoken in Nigeria.
Give me wanger.
by John Ahura February 26, 2009
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