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The Mormon Tradition

Busting a nut on any verse found within “The Book of Mormon” & then showing it to the Bishop during a routine “interview.” “The Mormon Tradition” is an ideal counter-response when any so-called church leader asks ridiculously moronic questions concerning one’s sexual activity.
“I heard Timmy was excommunicated last week full sensing The Mormon Tradition... whatta legend.”
by FalafelTits95 May 23, 2019
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Catalonian Tractor Prank

Upon encountering a sleeping, or passed out individual you transport them to a field preferably covered in manure. Using a thick rope to tie their testicles to a tractor, you slowly drag them through the shit by their balls
Lafamuda Hearson: HOLY FUCKING SHIT DUDE you stink and your balls are bleeding worse than a gang raped two year old

K-Dawg: I hear you friend, these guys pulled the old Catalonian Tractor Prank on me, now I literally Cum blood
by Reverend Pope September 11, 2009
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tarity

A family who does everything together, including smoking pot with your dad, and getting matching tattoes with your mom. The men usually have shaved heads and fabulous moustaches. The women have hairy pits
That family from northern PA are so weird, they look like a tarity family.
by joetaggs July 5, 2008
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slug trail

The slimy, viscous fluid left behind after a female has dragged her camel tizzy across a surface such as your sheets or face.
"Brian, what the hell is all over your face?" "Oh, that's just my girlfriend's slug trail."
by MRT310 April 12, 2006
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Trail of Beers

Trail of Beers is a drinking game in the beer pong family. The game is usually played with 3 or 4 people per side, and as many balls. For this reason, it is great for small parties that wish to be more inclusive than a four-person game at a time.

One side arranges their cups in the traditional 10-cup triangular format, with cups filled to the usual amount for a game of beer pong. This team is the American settlers. When a cup of theirs is hit they must drink and then immediately refill the cup, placing in its original position. The American Settlers will always have a perfect triangle on their side.

The opposing side is the Native Americans. Their side consists of 10 cups in a vertical line, each filled with one entire can of beer. For a cup to be consumed, the American Settlers must hit the cups in perfect order, starting with the cup closest to them and ending with the cup furthest from them.

The goal of the game is for the American Settlers to hit all ten cups in order before they have had ten cans of beer (which is probably around 50 hits by the opposing team).

When the Native Americans have finish a beer, they can place the empty cup anywhere on the table as a decoy. If the Settlers hit this cup (or many of these cups) they have to drink that many respective cups from their triangle. This is an important and game-changing rule.

If at all possible, Bollywood music should play at all times (as to support a hilarious play on the 'Indians' pun)
some guy: "yo wanna play trail of beers???"

8 other dudes: " AW YAAAAA!!!"
by Frio River September 7, 2013
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tait

a person or object that drives chinese looking spanish people insane with lust
shes such a tait

hey is that kid spanish or chinese...i dont know but that girl he likes is a real tait
by ryan nagle September 27, 2006
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trail blazin'

To go on a walk, car ride etc. while under the influence of marijuana.
Me and my dude Ted went trail blazin' the other night.

Hey! Let's trail blaze to Taco Bell!!
by ThatOneTime... February 1, 2010
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