ginormous super duper mega weiner

a short kid that was in your drama class last year that always poked you and your friend with the same name in the arm with a sharp pencil.
a.k.a seth.

seth, youre a ginormous super duper mega weiner. now stop poking me with your pencil!

by corinnnnee May 21, 2008

Weiner tension

A feeling amongst a a group of dudes in a back room that arises when an otherwise unprovocative statement is manipulated into being about wieners.

After Neil’s last joke the Weiner tension in the room was throbbing.

by Neil’sHairyWeiner September 22, 2023

e-weiner

Virtual representation of ones penis which grows by degrading others on social websites like myspace

His e-weiner grew after he trashed Pedros's girl on myspace.

by YoBoy24 January 13, 2009

Secondhand weinering

The act of touching your homies weiner and then proceed to preform fingerplay on a girl.

"jokes on you kelsey, I touched Ryans dick before fingering you. You just got a secondhand weinering."

by bbong67 January 18, 2022

Weiner Wacking

When a male tapes a razor blade to his penis and spins it in a circular motion to trip the pubes of a female.

Maddy needed help so I showed her my Weiner Wacking skills.

by Brdmn68 June 2, 2018

Teeth Weiner

When you get carried away humping somebody's face and end up scraping your dick too hard on their teeth.

Oh man I ended up with a teeth weiner after last night with Kendra.

by BubbyFlay July 20, 2016

Weiner Nest

Weiner Nest=The obviously out of control nest of hair that surrounds the weiner usually found on men who do not understand the word manscaping. Quite nasty, itchy, can smell if hygene is lacking.

I went down on him and got a face full of weiner nest

by TFK2008 August 13, 2012