Think Spot

A term coined by the late and great Alton Cain, a think spot is the spot on the back or top of a guys head that when he’s deep in thought he automatically picks at obsessively and unconsciously. They pull at it, pick it, scratch it until it bleeds, gets infected or hair no longer grows there.
Alton! Quit picking at it, it’s bleeding!” Meghan yelled. “Quiet woman! It’s my think spot, can’t you see I’m thinkin!”

Sadly, there was nothing the doctor could do for poor Paul. His hair would no longer grow in his think spot.
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but i think im good

I dont know how but i think im good
I dont know how but i think im good
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spicy think

oh im spicy thinking about u rn;)
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There's me thinking

There's me thinking is a idiomatic phrase that for some reason wasn't here on urban dictionary before, and for some equally unknown reason isn't present on any other online dictionary as well. But i'm here to bring this problem to an end.
This is something of a set phrase comes out of one's mouth whenever one thinks that someone was true but is proven wrong by something he just saw/heard/learned.
Exemples:
1:- Friend one, a bodybuilder wannabe, is caught having MacDonalds.
friend two: Whoa, wtf? And there's me thinking you were on a diet, huh?
2: -A non-binary leftist is caught eating meat.
Friend of him: lol, and there's me thinking all leftists were vegetarian.
3: If you see someone getting famous using an idea you thought you were the only one that had thought of, you can say: There's me thinking i was original. lol
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no one thinks you're funny

1) Stupid insult online that you can backtalk to immediately
2) There is nothing you can do if told this in real life. Have a response memorized? Too bad, you're going to embarrass yourself.
"stfu meatrider29 no one thinks you're funny"
"how's meadow road?"

"Dude, no one thinks you're funny, stfu"
Suicide
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Think Cheating

to ponder what it would be like to sleep with someone who isnt your significant other.
as i gazed into the persons facebook photos, i found myself think cheating
by cat6789 January 02, 2011
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think tank wank

when you bust a nut only with your imagination or replaying memories of events in your head

commonly performed when internet access is poor
my phone ran out of charge and i lost my charger so i had to have a think tank wank instead.
by Toe_Cutter October 29, 2023
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