Captain Jack

Common in fan fiction, a "Captain Jack" is a fictional character who is a projection of the author's wish-fulfillment to the extent that it spoils the story. From the TV series "Torchwood"; Captain Jack Harkness is the immortal and flamboyantly omnisexual projection of Russell T. Davis, an aging gay atheist

You'd better re-write that chapter. Brian is turning into a Captain Jack

by Hastur T. Fannon April 12, 2007

captain winkie

a pet name for the one eyed monster

by somebody February 18, 2003

Captain Picard

Slang for Child Porn
Originated as a more subtle way to talk online about Child Porn, or CP, without moderators or adimns noticing.

"Anyone got any Captain Picard?"

by Captain Picard April 29, 2008

Captain America

A man who refuses to practice safe sex, believing he is immune to all STDs (a la Captain America's immunity via Super Soldier Serum injections).

He's pulling a Captain America by refusing to wear a condom when he knows she's packing heat.

by LuluBleu September 07, 2017

sea captain

the act of taking a shit WHILE taking a shower. commonly done in rural areas to preserve wildlife.

nika smelled terrible and she really had to take a dump so she saved time by taking a sea captain

by Garrett GC January 04, 2009

captain jack

A mixed drink consisting of equal parts Captain Morgan rum and Jack Daniels whisky. Get it?

-I puked so much last night!

-Yeah, Captain Jack will do that to you.

by Jake February 09, 2005

Captain Morgan

The act of farting in someone's face while your leg is propped up.

Dude I totally had to Captain Morgan him

by FKRPrints October 04, 2013