The process by which you insert a whole chocolate cake into an asshole. you then plant a turnip seed inside the now soiled chocolate cake, ejaculate on it for hydration (photosynthesis) and wait for it to grow (can take months). you then use turnip in stew and feed it to who you desire.
Discovered during the great famine by the Great Jeff OMeara III
Discovered during the great famine by the Great Jeff OMeara III
"Ahhhhh, Mary we're out of turnips"
"C'mon so stick the chocolate cake in im ready to make an Offaly CUPCAKE"
"C'mon so stick the chocolate cake in im ready to make an Offaly CUPCAKE"
by OFFALY FARMER October 14, 2025
Get the Offaly CupCAKEmug. Verb; Male: Multiple cream pies to the face on a heave set girl (Girl with muffin top)
Verb: Female; When a heavey female rides a skinny white male and frosts him with her chocolate frosting (bowl movment) and comes at the same time. Creating a swirl frosting effect. Aka Cinnabun
Verb: Female; When a heavey female rides a skinny white male and frosts him with her chocolate frosting (bowl movment) and comes at the same time. Creating a swirl frosting effect. Aka Cinnabun
"I would totally cupcake caked on that beefalow right there"
"Hey bro, you wanna cupcake cake that chick with her muffin top hanging out??"
"Hey bro, you wanna cupcake cake that chick with her muffin top hanging out??"
by The_Aloricans January 10, 2012
Get the Cupcake Cakedmug. A very dedicated and annoying fan of a celebrity. Most of the time straight or cis, or both.
Not something to be proud of!
Not something to be proud of!
by Paulinedupo May 15, 2022
Get the Cupcakemug. by Jason magpie August 3, 2021
Get the cupcake mixmug. When one man proceeds to give another man (usually his gay boyfriend) a blowjob, but smears cake frosting all over the recipient's penis and licks it off. Sometimes the frosting mixes with the recipient's cum.
Dude, I gave Bobby a lovely Cupcake Charlie last night. I used vanilla frosting on his cock, and then he jizzed in my mouth and it tasted really good!
Lovely. Was it any better than the time Johnny sleepwalked into your room and fucked you up the ass?
Actually, yes.
Lovely. Was it any better than the time Johnny sleepwalked into your room and fucked you up the ass?
Actually, yes.
by Nirvana_Girl August 14, 2011
Get the cupcake charliemug. by Kacey72012 November 6, 2018
Get the cupcake bossmug. A term that originated on stan twitter describing a person with celebrity worship disorder who is overly sensitive towards any reasonable comment, complaint, or criticism of a celebrity, usually because they are blinded by a toxic and unhealthy parasocial relationship.
Person 1: Shakira is the most iconic singer of all time! If you don’t like her you’re just a misogynist.
Person 2: Woah, stop exuding cupcake behavior.
Person 2: Woah, stop exuding cupcake behavior.
by stantwittersucks January 25, 2023
Get the cupcakemug.