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School

A place where kids get torched for 18 years. They start at the age of 5 years and end school at 17 or 18

Divided into two school years -

Primary - Preschool to Year 7
Secondary- Year 8 to Year 12

Maths, English and Science are the worst subjects
Uniforms Polices - Wearing Uniform and looking neat

Exams and Assignment are a form of punishment
Student asking the teacher about history

Student - "I thought Child Slavery was banned in the 1860s so why do we still have to go to school"

Teacher - We get payed to teach you, so suck it up -.-
by schoolboy69 April 23, 2014
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School

Ah, you wake up at a beautiful sunrise, only noticing your mom telling you to get get ready to go to what may be worse than prison. The school bus driver comes, laughing internally as you board because he/she KNOWS you’re on ur way to the worst place thinkable. As soon as you enter, it could be a different experience. You could have a math teacher jumping on your desk, or obnoxious kids stealing ur lunch money. After a long and boring seven hours, you eagerly walk back from the bus stop, ready to netflix and chill, (maybe watching the office), but you realize you have 3 and a half hours of homework. You then get really pissed off, because the day at what is really prison was tough enough already.
Anthony: Ah, what a beautiful day it is after school. Want to hang out, Michael?

Michael: Yeah, after I finish my homework.

Anthony: Damn it you reminded me! I’m really going to have to waste my time! Thanks a lot, SCHOOL!
by Not a legend 27 July 24, 2019
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School

A place of work and stress where your brain explodes into knowledge and you turn into Albert Einstein.
School is a place that you learn stuff.
by Dr. Dude Man January 22, 2018
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School

1. The place you go to learn
2. The place you go to get away from your psycho family

3. The place you go to see your friends
4. The place you go to die
1. School is my only haven
2. School is a living nightmare
by GL/GT/FT/H/TSV May 8, 2017
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School

School is usually a big building where kids go to learn from a teacher they have different subject like math Science gym and much more they usually have two breaks to eat recess and lunch School is five days a week Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday and Friday and then they have A two day break Saturday and Sunday School can be difficult like having to take a test/exam School isn’t just for kids you need to go to school for a lot of jobs because they need you to know everything about that job
Me: that big building must be a school
by Pessy.11 April 6, 2022
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school

I hate dis school
by peepee dumb place August 19, 2019
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school

school is a bitch it hurts your brain.
Mom can stay home because school is being a bitch
by diwefuhiurhgi October 27, 2017
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