Paper pimp (n). A high profile left or right wing columnist, who writes op ed pieces with a particular slant to persuade many of its readers to buy a newspaper, that otherwise would be used for the litterbox or the bird cage lining. A paper pimp knows his/her audience, so it will sell in certain markets. Paper Pimps are found syndicated in many of the large metropolitan "rags" throughout the country. This can also be used as a descriptive: "paper pimper, or pimping papers".
Cal Thomas' article didn't surprise me. I read the first paragraph and knew he was just a paper pimp.
by boggler September 07, 2005
an individual who does something, wears something, or has something that is awesome, looks good, or is completely fly.
by sinuhe montoya March 29, 2006
by Arsemunky September 05, 2016
When you're preparing your Thanksgiving pimp, the pimp giblets are the things you have to pull out so you can put your stuffings in.
1. "Princely Pimps: now giblet-free!"
2. "Did you really get all those pimp giblets out of that tiny little pimp?"
3. We feed the pimp giblets to the dogs.
2. "Did you really get all those pimp giblets out of that tiny little pimp?"
3. We feed the pimp giblets to the dogs.
by Wonaldo April 17, 2008
by Greggie ^ ^ June 01, 2005
by sugarbuns June 05, 2009
An individual whose sole purpose of having a Facebook account is to gather as many friends as possible, friending anyone and everyone. Most times this is done to feed an unhealthy ego.
Enos: I just got 10,000 friends on FB. I am the man!
Roy: Yea, but Ashton Kutcher will always be a bigger Facebook Pimp than you.
Roy: Yea, but Ashton Kutcher will always be a bigger Facebook Pimp than you.
by FB Pimp July 04, 2010