The Pimps Prayer

The Pimps Prayer:

Lord guide my pimp hand and make it strong,so that this ho might know her place.

Let us bow our head and pray The Pimps Prayer.

by Arsemunky September 4, 2016

Unlucky Pimp

When seen with a group of bad looking women, often spotty, overweight, smelly or have a bad sense of fashion.

"Hey did you see Andy, with those two girls?"
"Ha, yeah.. what an unlucky pimp"

by rhysbohh July 18, 2009

paper pimp

Paper pimp (n). A high profile left or right wing columnist, who writes op ed pieces with a particular slant to persuade many of its readers to buy a newspaper, that otherwise would be used for the litterbox or the bird cage lining. A paper pimp knows his/her audience, so it will sell in certain markets. Paper Pimps are found syndicated in many of the large metropolitan "rags" throughout the country. This can also be used as a descriptive: "paper pimper, or pimping papers".

Cal Thomas' article didn't surprise me. I read the first paragraph and knew he was just a paper pimp.

by boggler September 23, 2005

Math Pimp

Someone who has mastered exponential growth and mathematical sweet talking.

Someone who only works on the problem: Integral of e to the x times y.

"He is such a Math Pimp. He told me he wished he were a derivative, that way he could lie tangent to my curves."

Girl A: How did studying go with that guy?

Girl B: Great! He is such a math pimp, he certainly showed me how to derive his exponential growth.

by Mathus March 28, 2009

pimp powder

Pimp powder is the fake substance used by pimps to slap hoes

Pimp: Where's my money
Hoe: well uhh ?!!?
Pimp: hit me
* shake shake *
* SLAP *

by Greggie ^ ^ June 6, 2005

pimp sauce

When you are close and tight with a higher authority.

Yo, I saw you talking to the CEO today. Word, I'm pimp sauce!

by sugarbuns June 5, 2009

Facebook Pimp

An individual whose sole purpose of having a Facebook account is to gather as many friends as possible, friending anyone and everyone. Most times this is done to feed an unhealthy ego.

Enos: I just got 10,000 friends on FB. I am the man!

Roy: Yea, but Ashton Kutcher will always be a bigger Facebook Pimp than you.

by FB Pimp July 9, 2010