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gravel badger

Common ancestor to the 'mud pelican' and the 'swamp donkey'. these will normally be very brave in their natural habitat and can often make the first move. BE AWARE. masked under substantial layers of make up your beer goggles may kick in too soon and deceive you. be sure to get a friends advise before resuming further.
He-man.'dude, this chick wants to pull into me, but im too drunk to tell if she's hot.'

Skeletor. 'dude, you must be pissed, thats the ugliest gravel badger iv ever seen'
by phoenix steel March 10, 2008
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Rusty Badger

When your bro performs oral sex on you in your siblings house.
I went out drinking with my sister's friend and at the end of the night he gave me a rusty badger.
by Titty Goblin April 13, 2021
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Badger

Self congratulating narcissist commonly found at UK festivals frequented by people in Hunter Wellies.
Q: What the shuddering fuck is that outside the Hunter Style Dome?
A: It's a bunch of Badgers doing another ukulele flashmob
Q: But nobody is enjoying it apart from them
A: They're Badgers.

Q: Can we leave now?
A: Yes.
by WideAsItIsLong August 13, 2012
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badger prowling

the act of looking for sex with stranger, also known as sogging
Marthaloiuse loves to go badger prowling!
by reaper319905 November 14, 2011
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Fanny Badger

A recently single legend of the game who's reputation procedes him and is hitting the dating scene like a bat out of hell.
"Dude I'm single again, Its time for the rise of the fanny badger."
OR
"The fanny badger is reborn"
by Sa12356 June 9, 2019
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Sitting on the badger

The act of having someone sitting on your lap when you get a boner
Some guy fell on my lap at the bus stop and he was so "sitting on the badger
by itsBrennanXing July 26, 2016
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Badger

Large carnivorous mammal with a keen sense of smell and an appetite for worms, insects, and grubs. Those spotted around Loughborough have a thick black and white fur covering on them.
What happened to your newly landscaped garden Tom?

A badger!
by Fatkid_13 January 20, 2025
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