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New Year's Revelation

The feeling one gets shortly after New Years when they realize that they have made horrible horrible life decisions in the last year. This feeling generally results in the person making swift or rash, yet posthumous New Year's Resolutions.
Person A: 'How was the party on Thursday'

Person B: 'It was good I think... Still hung over though'

Person A: 'Wow, you must have been Shit Bombed'

Person B: 'Yeah, I've had a New Year's Revelation. I need to quit drinking!'
by Bustedcoolguy December 30, 2009
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new year's eve

a time to get drunk and laid and not remember what happened afterwards
its january 1......... wtf happened to december 31....... and why does my ass hurt?
by matt December 31, 2004
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family gap year

Taking a year off from work and school to travel and experience life as a family without daily distractions.
We are taking a family gap year to spend time traveling with our kids.
by EJ Barron August 16, 2017
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the thousand year gay

what dr. mario and dr. luigi diagnose sonic and knuckles with
luigi: *stares at clip board*
mario: its not good new
luigi: you got the thousand year gay *starts dancing*
mario: *also starts dancing
sonic: waht does that mean
mario: it means its time to PARTY
sonic and knuckles: alright *starts dancing*
mario: oh and youll be dead in a week
sonic and knuckles: *pure fear on faces*
by [insert letter spam here] February 10, 2021
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seven year old

A little kid who says MLG memes on a daily basis trying to be funny. Nobody likes the seven year old and they are a huge embarrassment to the world
Guy 1: Bro, that seven year old tried to be relatable by talking about some 11 year old meme

Guy 2: stupid seven year old
by Mistyman6 March 14, 2023
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100 year flood

a flood that, once it happens, won't happen for another 100 years, unless theres a 500 year flood 15 years later
Able: I thought '93 was the 100 year flood!
Mable: You thought. But this one is a 500 year flood.
by iowa13 June 14, 2008
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13 year old

Lots of things to know about 13-year-olds

- You get a lot of new perks
- You are officially a teenager and are in 7th or 8th grade
- Most of the people that use the urban dictionary are 13 just based on common sense. If you see any comment dissing them it has triple the dislikes while if a comment says they aren't actually bad it gets 10x the likes.
They try to vape like other kids who are in high school (14 or 15+), they get into the dumbest 2 week relationships of all time, the boys just moan, they are very moody (that isn't even a myth), they are also tiktok addicts same as 14 to 17-year-olds tbf. One of the worst things they do is overusing trends and slangs and you lot can't deny that one 😆.

Overall it is a decent age and 12-year-olds should look forward to it and also 14-year-olds should be happy that they left it. Like all ages, it has its ups and downs. Peace.
Nick: Happy birthday bro so how old did you turn?
James: 13.
Nick: I was once a 13 year old too it has its ups and downs; good luck.
James: Thanks
by DanTheFootyFan September 28, 2023
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