Jersey Fuck

A sex move in which a male cums onto a female's hair, and said female uses the semen as gel to style her hair like Snookie.

"I was begging him to Jersey Fuck me"

by Jersey boy chad December 26, 2013

Jersey-Gayian

When a gay person from the "original jersey" goes kungfu on your ass.

Bob: Hi
Jersey-Gayian: Hey!
Bob: No Thanks

by Jersey-Gayian October 22, 2019

jersey pour

when a bartender serves an oversized drink. E.g. a glass of wine that is filled to the top. Or a glass of whiskey that exceeds one shot and / or fills the glass.

"Wow, that is one jersey pour.."

by alwayshappytohelp October 28, 2017

Jersey Bidet

Taking a shower after pooping instead of wiping. Can be the result of a lack of toilet paper or inability or unwillingness to wipe.

After squeezing out a steamer I realized there was no toilet paper. So I jumped in the shower for the ol’ Jersey bidet.

by Jeromeo November 2, 2021

Jersey Lifter

A homosexual

My God! Neil Anderson is such a jersey lifter!!

by shirtman1 August 5, 2011

Jersey Sober

A New Jerseyan that doesn’t drink, but smokes daily. They most likely drive high often. They consider doing mushrooms, but then remember Jersey ain’t quite Cali or Oregon yet, but with Murphy it might get there. 100% ADHD head.

Person 1: Yo did our DD just take a fat bong rip?

Person 2: Yeah, but he’s Jersey Sober and forgot his Adderall.

by JerziteOn March 29, 2022

Jersey Penis

A penis with a skinny shaft and tiny balls

That man is so annoying, I bet he has a Jersey Penis!

by goopysoup69 December 18, 2022