jama jam

The strange phenomena in which women are naturally drawn to the jama without any input from said jama.

Guy 1: Did you hear Stacey fell for jama?

Guy 2: I'm not surprised. The jama jam strikes again.

by Djdicks January 5, 2017

Chili Jam

Jamie Oliver's secret sauce.

Here is what can happen when one consumes it:
😀-->🤢-->🤮

Or

Burst into tears screaming "yey yeah"

"Chili Jam"
*Barfs"

by Anomalocaris July 19, 2023

Jam Tomorrow

The promise of what is due today tomorrow; it is a falsehood.

Originates from Lewis Carrol's Alice in Wonderland.

Defy Media offered me stocks in the company when it went public instead of cash money for my Youtube channel; they went bankrupt shortly thereafter. I fell for the promise of Jam Tomorrow.

by Tardisgx November 9, 2018

jam & butterfly

a song that falls within the genre of cock music
jam being the gushy gushy while the butterfly refers to the bees from the birds and the bees. the irony here however is that jaehyung park is allergic to honey

Oh yeah baby give me some of that jam & butterfly

by turtle wurtle December 4, 2020

Forbidden Jam

Eating the thick, gelatinous blood clot of a woman during their menstrual cycle.

We got kinky last night and I ended up tasting her forbidden jam.

by PBon February 26, 2022

Arse Jam

The build up of faecal matter and sweat that collects within ones arse cheeks particularly during hot weather or prolonged exposure to leather furniture and PS3 marathons.

Greg – “Seriously Phil, were going to have to pause this awesome game of ‘Call of Duty, Black Ops’”

Phil – “...the fuck dude! We’re just getting to the end of Nuke Town...”

Greg – “I know, sorry buddy, I gotta sort something out...”

Phil – “Oh right, you need a shit”

Greg – “Nah... it's just that i’ve been sitting here for 11 hours now and i’ve got serious arse jam”

by tincopper March 1, 2011

Yesterday's Jam

A term used to describe people who are ignored and forgotten right after they are no longer needed.

Moss: They toss us away like Yesterday's Jam!

Roy: Yes! Yesterday's Jam! That is what we are to them! Actually, you know what that doesn't really work as a thing because jam lasts for ages.

by BrompusWompus May 3, 2023