Swedish Stand-Off

When two shy pee-ers stand next to each other on urinals, both of them waiting for the other to piss so they themselves can piss in solitude.

- Dude, why did you take so long? You almost missed the entire movie!
-Yeah I know, I had a Swedish Stand-off with a guy at the urinal

by the shy pee-er December 18, 2017

Swedish brick

A Volvo station wagon from the 100, 200, 700 or 900 Series.

Sven drove his Swedish brick to IKEA, picked up a new bed and listened to ABBA on the way home

by Robert Sanvagene October 26, 2023

Swedish coffee

Very thin coffee.

"You know how some coffee is so thin you can see the bottom of a cup? Well, Swedish coffee is so thin that you can see the IKEA logo underneath it."

by coffee junky 69 November 07, 2021

Swedish Caviar Mix

The jizz of multiple Swedish guys, typically mixed inside the recipient a la Creampie.

Credit goes to KakashiFNGRL

Guy 1: Dude, we made such a nice swedish caviar mix last night!

Guy 2: Yea! We filled her up nicely.

by Hebbe October 01, 2018

Swedish jigsaw

When two guys both enter the same double sided fleshlight (or grapefruit) and dock together. Once docked, they thrust together in unison and perform a Swedish jigsaw.

Last night Jordan and I were left hanging, but we pulled out the crusty old double sider and had a proper Swedish Jigsaw amongst boys.

by Billy Lotion December 24, 2020

Swedish fish toenail growth

When eating Swedish fish causes your toenail to growth at a higher rate.

My girlfriend doesn’t believe I have Swedish fish toenail growth

by Deeptoot69420 May 10, 2023

Swedish Oven

To squeeze someone with a blanket and make him/her smell your armpit.

Jacob got an unpleasant Swedish Oven from 'you-know-who'.

by Swedishbaby July 27, 2024