Seats closest to anything that may include uncontrolled splattering of liquid or fluid, such as spit from a teacher at the front of a classroom, blood and sweat from a fight in a boxing ring, or particular seats at a water ride that got drenched.
I wanted to sit at the front of the classroom and show my teacher how excited I was to learn the subject. But after repeatedly getting hit in the face with spit during the lectures, I realized that I was sitting in the splash seats, so I decided to sit back a few rows.
by MissMaiTai September 18, 2021
Get the splash seats mug.The act of getting a blow job .. when the cock is being slapped around the gob like a joystick while also giving the occasional splash back like a sprinkler from a garden hose
by neddy flanders November 20, 2023
Get the sprinkler splash mug.by Percival22 July 27, 2022
Get the Emerald Splash mug.When your feces make a splash inside the toilet while you are taking a dump, often resulting in getting wet.
by Foxtrot Knox November 24, 2016
Get the Crap Splash mug.A disc jockey with such skill and expertise that the music they produce appears to sound like water being splashed repetitively in a tech house melody.
Why would I fry out at MainStage for Flop Artists like Ferreck and Fred Again? I’d rather listen to 12 straight hours of tech house from a Splash Artist like Marco.
by Joturo November 15, 2023
Get the Splash Artist mug.When the man lays flat on the floor with his mouth open, the woman suspended high above him plays with herself until she squirts and flaps her arms like a bird and makes teradactal noises.
by Yamama-all-day-fam September 18, 2016
Get the teradactal splash mug.When you take poop splattered all around, even underneath the seat that you can only see once you lift it up to clean the toilet and you rub it on your body like if it was a chocolate splash, cologne or perfume.
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