When a male prostitute disguises himself as a female adolescent to attract pedophiles and eventually have sex with them. Once in the act, the prostitute reveals his wang, and ass blasts the innocent pedophile giving him AIDS. Also there is a pumpkin.
by BizzyBalls June 05, 2022
by Cool kid 62 June 17, 2017
When someone makes a smurf (Secondary Account) to win games in any Online PvP Videogame (e.g. League of Legends, Apex Legends etc.) to have easier games or to win more games, but isn't actually much better than the elo of their main account.
Person 1: "That account has a 60% winrate."
Person 2: "Don't worry, they're propably just a gold smurf. Their winrate isn't even that high!"
Person 2: "Don't worry, they're propably just a gold smurf. Their winrate isn't even that high!"
by Pebpebs April 23, 2021
I was so smurfed I cockblocked myself.
by Papasmurf7 March 03, 2019
“She’s been Smurfing Levi for 4 months now”
“You really gonna Smurf me like that?”
“Damn, I feel so Smurfed right now”
“You really gonna Smurf me like that?”
“Damn, I feel so Smurfed right now”
by Cazz February 10, 2021
To get blue balled. To get to the state of prime arousal only to be stopped short by the females unwillingness to carry out intercourse
by Sweetwater December 02, 2018
when a smurf absolutely demolishes you
I hate going on ladder matches because even though you get matched with people "your rank", most likely you're going to get smurfed.
by pussack August 15, 2018