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the twin river quandary 

When a male's urine stream divides into two widely separated streams and no amount of penile manipulation is able to direct both streams into the toilet bowl.The most frequent cause of this phenomenon is the piss slit becoming stuck together in the middle with smeg,chewing gum unejected,congealed jizz.
I stumbled into the bathroom,half asleep,began to urinate and notice both feet were getting wet.I was in the middle of the twin river quandary.

puff the magic drag queen

A spirit of a dead Toronto drag queen known to momentarily inhibit bodies of men. When inhibited, men will exhibit symptoms of a flamboyancy and deeply-pitched female speech.
Nailo is being possesed by puff the magic drag queen. He sounds like that dead Toronto drag queen from some time ago.

the ben hausle quartet 

The four things that define hot guys that you're thinking about dating, (Ben Hausle is a archetype of this)

-Taken
-Fuck boy
-A smoke ( really hot)
-Douche bag
I could never date that guy, he has the ben Hausle quartet

I gotta use the bathroom real quick 

Some thing u say to get out of a conversation
I gotta use the bathroom real quick

There's the pigeon in question! 

When you mention someone's name and they just then appear. Whether they enter the room, walk by, call you or in any way contact you. It is similar to 'Speak of the devil'.
-Jake is always late. Text him and see if he's coming.
(Jake enters)
-There's the pigeon in question!

The chilling in question 

When someone gambles a lot, loses everything and says "I'm chilling." to show how they are not upset at the fact that they lost everything. However, the chilling in question shows how they are secretly crying inside.
Guy 1: "Dude! You just lost 100k robux betting!"
Guy 2: "Yeah dude, it's all good, I'm chilling."
The chilling in question: 😢