Pumpkin squats

The act of taking a shit in the way Andrew Hussie does when there is no bathroom in sight. Commonly done by the small minority of degenerates who follow Andrew's career.

Man, I tried pumpkin squats yesterday and it blew me right away. Because I love the huss, I shat a lot of fuck. That's the word I use for shit, because I swear on every bit! Fuck, fuckity, Streisand fuck!

by Senator Foreskin July 21, 2023

Pumpkin

Pumpkin is a orange dog cute and sometimes small like a pumpkin

Wow its a cute little pumpkin dog

by Charaisbest August 25, 2020

snowy pumpkin

When someone tries to fuck you over, but you fuck them over way worse before they get a chance to.

Cigi snowy pumpkined her ex because shes a cunt

by Shimmy50 December 9, 2016

Pumpkin Top

The mound of pubis fat that completely engulfs one's genitals when they reach morbid obesity and resembles the dorsal region of the orange gourd. As made famous by American comedian Louis C.K.

"Holy Shit! Did you see that fat bastard on the Rascal? He had the biggest pumpkin top I've ever SEEN!... this week." Yes America, drop the Cheetos and jump on a treadmill you fat fucks.

by RaiderRash09 July 1, 2011

Pumpkin

Slang term used by auto mechanics to refer to an automobile's axle differential.

The pumpkin is making noise. It may be time to replace the bearings

by anonymous October 28, 2021

Derp The Pumpkin God

A god of the earth kingdom

"derp the pumpkin god is all powerful and mighty"

by MrSquib October 3, 2023

Lottie Pumpkin

A random character made of pumpkins and clotted cream. Her favorite person is Jerry the duck. They also love hurricanes to get to the top shelf of meth.

My grandma used her hurricane to get the meth for Jerry and his stalker, Lottie Pumpkin.

by Lottiepumpkinlover34 October 18, 2019