Moist

Probably the dirtiest word ever.

Bob: Jim you are making me moist
Jim: man wtf Bob

Bob: I mean my sandwich is moist
Jim: gross

by Jeffrocks March 15, 2016

Moist Moses

A Jewish man who splats his pants

You splatted everywhere you Moist Moses

by Soft Steve January 31, 2012

Moist jerry

You and a friend partake in jizzing in a bucket load after load for a month. You then set up a booby trap for someone where you then dump the bucket on your vitcim. you take turns now on your sticky victim and or friend finishing on him possibly even going for a sploodge monster on him. Then stick him on a wall and let it crust to end it off.

Owen: man i really wanna pull a moist jerry on jerry himself.
Jefferson : I’ve already done a 5 gallon bucket myself im down.
Jerry: dudeeeee whattt is wrong with you what the flip.

by Shmeat pounder86 March 28, 2024

Moist India

A reaction to when somebody uses the word waz.

"I need to go for a waz."
"MOIST INDIA!!"

by Smith2468 June 8, 2018

moist kid

CEYHUN K

someone who is annoying and has no mates.
they also smell like sweat and poo. they are often known for being the person to avoid. they are also known for being beaten up and bullied by y8's

here moist kid eat my shit

by ceyhun lol December 1, 2017

Moist

Tf idk don’t ask me for definitions df.. ANYWAY moist is used in many contexts 😏

-nice and moist

-wet and moist

-ndksndkdnsksns moist

-moist cakes 🎂🍑

by anonymous January 17, 2021

The Moist Sock

where you put you feet in the toilet whilst wearing socks, then you take the sock of and smack a woman's bathing suit area, the water will turn her on and give her "the time of her life" whilst giving her a pain unimaginable

my man is so good in the bedroom, he hits me with the moist sock, i'm a little sore now though

by daddys_toes June 4, 2018